Shipping and returns
What is your UK VAT number?
Do you accept returns or exchanges?
As long as the item is in good condition we take returns and exchanges. If you receive a defective item you can exchange it for a nondefective item, and if you change your mind we can process an exchange or return for domestic customers. Unfortunately we're not able to process return postage for international customers.
What is your order processing time?
Our order processing typically takes less than a week, but during high volume periods there may be waiting times of up to two weeks. For preorder processing time, please reference the preorder section.
Can I have my order package discreetly?
We don't use branded packaging, the only indication that you ordered from us will be Maya Kern on the return address. We ship using plain boxes and plain envelopes and often use recycled packing material to cut down on the amount of waste we contribute to the world.
Can I change my address?
If you need to change your address please send an email to firstname.lastname@example.org with either the first and last name on your order or the order number and the address you would like it changed to.
Will I receive a shipping notification when my skirt ships?
If you included an email or phone number on your order, then yes.
When will skirts restock?
If you sign up for the mailing list at the bottom of the page you will receive an email when preorder and restock dates are set
Will [x] skirt be coming back?
Maybe! We host a survey prior to preorders, if a design is on that survey it is up for restock. For non-preorders, we like to mix new designs in with previous favorites.
Why isn't [x] design available anymore?
Usually when a design is retired it's because it didn't sell enough to warrant keeping in stock. We also can't offer every design all the time, as we have way too many for that to be feasible for our small business.
[x] skirt wasn't in the recent skirt drop/preorders, will it ever come back?
Maybe! We can't offer all designs every time, so we often phase certain designs in and out between print runs.
Why are these skirt pockets so big?
The only reason for circle skirts to not have large pockets is cowardice.
Why was this skirt drop midi skirts only and no miniskirts?
Since offering both midi and mini skirts doubles the amount of options available, it vastly increased both production time and cost and so for non-preorders, we will often only offer midi skirts (as they are in general more popular at the moment).
Is the underskirt in some of the skirt photos included in with the skirt itself?
No, that is a petticoat! A petticoat is an undergarment and not part of the skirt itself
Why isn't the petticoat included?
Not only would a petticoat increase the price significantly, but it's also down to personal preference. Some people have sensory issues that don't jive with a petticoat and others simply don't like the look!
How do the skirts fit for amab people?
The fit depends on where you want the skirt to sit, regardless of assigned gender. Some amab folks may have difficulty wearing elastic waistbands at the waist due to how fat is distributed differently for different bodies and they may not be used to feeling constriction in an area other than their hips.
I have heard that because the skirts are so stretchy and have such huge pockets they can be really helpful when transitioning to more feminine attire and getting used to more constricting garments with small or no pockets.
Are the skirts machine washable?
We have been machine washing and drying our skirts since we first started producing them in 2015 and have had no issues, but we always recommend washing in cold water to better preserve color.
Can the skirts go in the dryer?
We personally have washed and dried our skirts many times without issues on the tumble dry setting, but some customers have reported issues with pilling. In those cases we recommend hanging to dry or putting the skirts in garment bags while in the dryer to avoid friction with other items.
You used to have size comparisons on your size chart, i.e. size A fits XS-L. Why don't you anymore?
The short answer is because there's no way for it to be accurate. Sizing is not consistent across brands.
The long answer is because we got regular emails accusing us of lying or misleading customers when we compared our sizes to more standard sizing, i.e. this size fits closer to a XL than a M, and this confusion resulted in more exchanges and returns than necessary. Since standard sizing isn't standardized we switched to showing measurements only.
Are your skirts good for maternity?
The elastic in the skirt is flexible enough to fit a massive range of waist sizes and may be comfortable and flexible for pregnant people throughout large portions of their pregnancy. My only concern would be the elastic waistband is about an inch thick and not made to stay up on a pregnant belly, so it may sit higher or lower than desired.
Will you make skirts shorter?
Will you make maxi skirts?
We currently have plans to collab with our friends over at Fresh Hot Flavors to offer a small range of maxi skirts later this year!
Why is the fabric different between mini and midi skirts?
The midi skirt fabric is heavy enough that it sits weirdly on the mini design, and the mini skirt fabric is so shiny it looks silly on the midi design. They fulfill different needs.
How long do you keep skirt designs "in season"?
Until they sell out or stop selling. We don't do typical fashion seasons, as that is a great way to create garment waste. Instead, we do our best to cycle through new and old designs based on customer reaction/interest.
Will you make skirts in solid colors?
No, but our friends over at Fresh Hot Flavors already do.
How is the skirt texture for texture sensitivity?
It's hard to answer this because it's different for everybody, but my wife and I are both on the spectrum and the texture doesn't bother us. We've received mostly positive feedback with a small handful of people that it doesn't work for. If the texture doesn't work for you and the skirt is in good condition we can process a return and refund.
What do I do if my skirt has an error, like a printing error or a hole in the pocket?
Email me at email@example.com with a photo of the issue and either the first and last name on your order or your order number.
Do you sell B-grade skirts?
I would love to sell my b-grade skirts, I just haven't found the time to take stock and record all the issues to make listings.
Can the pockets REALLY fit a Nintendo Switch?
I carry my Switch around in my pockets and it doesn't poke out, but I suppose it does hit my leg sometimes.
How often are preorders?
Right now preorders happen twice a year, we are trying to increase that to four times per year
How long does it take for preorders to be fulfilled?
It typically takes about three months for skirts to be produced and an additional 6-8 weeks to fulfill all preorders. On average, customers receive their preorders after 4 months.
Will [x] design be available in the next preorders?
We choose all the designs for preorders based on what gets the most votes in our preorder design surveys, which you can vote in 2-3 weeks before preorders open. Keep an eye on the newsletter or my socials to get a link!
Do I pay for a preorder skirts when you make them or at a later date?
When you place a preorder you pay for the skirt up front.
Why do you take preorders when you have orders waiting to ship?
We've tried to wait until we had 0 open orders to open preorders before, and preorders never opened. Standard orders will continue to ship while we are taking preorders and while we wait for preordered items to be produced. It takes roughly 4 months for preorders to be fulfilled after ordering, so they do not conflict with non-preorders even if they appear to be happening at the same time.
How do I hear about preorders?
You can sign up for the mailing list at the bottom of the page or keep an eye out on Maya's social media for announcements.
How do I know my preorder will be sent out and wasn't forgotten or missed?
If you're worried about your preorder you can email me at firstname.lastname@example.org. Please include either your order number or the first and last name on your order.
Will you make [x] kind of apparel?
Maybe! We're slowly working on expanding our apparel
Why don't you sell [x] anymore?
Depends on the item, but probably because it didn't sell enough to warrant keeping in stock. Some items sold better in person at conventions and since we no longer do those many of those items have been retired.
Will you make [x] design on a journal?
We are currently considering retiring journals since we no longer sell at conventions and they're a slow sell online, so probably not.
Will you make masks?
I sell masks on my Threadless store, along with shoes
Where did you get the crop top you wear in your skirt photos?
What other fat inclusive apparel do you recommend?
Alongside some mainstream brands, I wear clothes from:
I have a problem with my Threadless order.
You will have to contact Threadless customer support.
Will I get an email when my order goes through?
If you include an email in your order information then yes.
Why do you no longer have the accessibility plugin?
It was constantly showing customers a "buy this now" popup that didn't go away when we paid the subscription fee. We got several messages warning us about the shady popup on our site. We're working on finding an alternative.
Can I file a chargeback?
I would prefer you didn't. Chargebacks are very serious, both for your bank and mine. If you believe I'm deliberately ignoring your email please contact Devin on twitter @umpunchy, as your email may be getting eaten.
We do not deliberately ignore customer issues. If you haven't received a response and it's been more than a week then something went wrong.
I found your design in another shop, is it legit?
My designs are sold through here, my threadless shop, and Weejapeeja. If you find my designs elsewhere please alert me at email@example.com and I will take the necessary steps to have it taken down
I bought your design from another shop and I have a problem with it.
If you bought one of my designs from an unauthorized reseller, i.e. someone on etsy who purchased a bootleg copy of my pins off aliexpress, there's nothing I can do for you. I can only assist with orders that came from my shop.
How often do you run sales?
We run sales very infrequently